10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks