10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson