10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss