10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You have to piss with the dick you have