10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.