10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier