10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.