10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.