10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003