10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.