10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.