10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson