10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.