10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword