10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier