10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
Fook the floosh droo!
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Welcome to kicker school
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown