10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Fook the floosh droo!
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)