10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.