10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.