10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)