10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-