10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!