10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."