10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.