10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack