10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)