10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com