10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.