10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.