10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike