10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.