10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd