10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.