10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.