10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo