10 Random Poker Quotes

You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha