10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.