10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- It's Free To Fold...