10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.