10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson