10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.