10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.