10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- It's Free To Fold...