10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.