10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi