10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe