10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You have to piss with the dick you have