10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.