10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.