10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph